The Realm Of The Spork

Hail the almighty spork!

 
All hail the almighty spork!  Bow before it's pronged greatness!   I speak the holy word of the spork, priestess of the spork shrine.  We love the spork, and the spork loves us.  It keeps the ducks at bay... (this was NOT a pun) The spork is our symbol... errrr... one of them anyway...  Why? 

Because I SAID SO!

For the spork represents us well.  We are neither this nor that, and generally tend to be pretty damn strange... but they're cool!!!!!  (we're not saying we're cool, sporks just kick ass)


New stuff at the top!  New stuff at the top!

Aah, yes, you get two, count them TWO new sections from me.  Don't you feel special?  sure, I knew you did...

Politically Correct?!   I think not!

Just a normal day at work...  Ya, in MY world.

And now, a word from our savior....er....well....me.

By the unholy power invested in me, I must point out before giving this link that, Chasm... you forget, this is a DUAL leadership.  If you're royalty, so am I dammnit!  errrrrr....... 
And with that, I bring to you what everyone was (pretending to be) waiting for!

Visit the horrors that are THE GRAND MASTER BUNNY!

Or you could visit the version WITHOUT Chasms rant at the beginning...

And, feel free to visit what's probably my favorite error 404 page ever...
(Trust me, keep reading this one...)

ALL YOU'RE BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!

Well, somehow Chuff got in here... [It wouldn't be because somebody left their post now, would it?] *Glare* Don't start with me. *grabs a cracker* He's taken to calling himself...oh well, you'll see. *munches on her chili* Anyway, now that he's here, we can't seem to get rid of him. He keeps leaving us random bits of insanity now too.... not that we look down on insanity here, it's rather the norm (now there's an amusing statement)....but.... Well, take a look for yourself...

"Memoirs of Lord Chuffer, Minister of Fetish"

"The Paperclips of Destiny"

Now, a bit of my own inane ramblings... there would be more...but I haven't gotten a digital camera yet... *WEG*

"The curse of the fair"

Aah, and Azzy finally made it by, care to see what he has to say?

There is one reason this link is here, and not in the anime section where it rightfully belongs. The name.

Shrine to the Almighty Chicken of DOOM!
(If that doesn't work, try clicking here...)

Coming soon, the adventures (or rather, misadventures) of Superbitch, and Middle finger woman! (Yet more nicknames.....gee, how many do you think we have hidden away yet?)

 

 

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All writings and other such insanity here are ours.  We have our own problems, please get you're own.   Please don't take anything from here without permission (why you'd want to, I don't know...) remember- we're crazy.  Do you really want to piss off the psycho's? 
Page production (or destruction? ) by Mistress Karasu...  er... WEBmistress Karasu.  Should she be proud of this?  Probably not.  But she likes her *other* page....   it's in the links, go find it.  (Hint:  it's an anime page.  Should this suprise us?  Probably not.)  Kudos to you if you've actualy *read* this.  Most people dont.  For that, I'll let you in on a secret.  We're crazier than we look...  and now we're taking new members.   *Grin*  Care to join us?