Fearless Leader Speaks!!

so, i guess you are all asking yourself where is our fearless leader... well here i am. i am in your computer screen right now as we speak, thinking up more fiendish plots of how i will slowly rot your minds, bring you over to my side, and incorporate sailor moon into your daily life style.... okay.... maybe not.... but i bet ya the sailor moon idea was a good one. anywho. i am writing this little didy to let you know that i am..... Sailor Jupiter.... okay... maybe not. but I am Queen Chasm.... or maybe Chasm... I am not sure right now.... tired now... must have.... brains.... good for you and nutritious too, just slice up a banana, and a slice a toast maybe a glass of milk or oj and you got yourself a balanced breakfast. anyway, enough about my diet..... he he he inside joke. of course since i am the only one here.... it must be inside my head... but then again, what isn't. okay, now that i have thoroughly confused you... you can now follow me... for i am the leader of the confused, weird, and sometimes a little um.... un-dead *but can we really hold that against them* followers. ickeboo!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have spoken.... alot.

^ a few of my... people :)

Now on to what you Really came to this page for... The G Man.

The Wisdom of the Great
Grandmaster Bunny

Day 1 of reign of power:

"Bow when passing Grandmaster Bunny" (m.g.)

Day 5:

Grandmaster Bunny says... "Death to all non-believers!! Have a nice day." (subway man d.p.)

Day 12:

There is a shocking rumor that is going around- Is grandmaster bunny the lord high executioner of the imperial order of the purple rabbit???... or is he just a cute cuddly toy rabbit??" (by the way purple is a very masculine color and the pink flower is just to throw you off.) (m.g.)

Lost track of days(sorry):

"The walls on which the prophet wrote is cracking at the seams. upon the instruments of death the sunlight brightly gleams. when everyone is torn apart with nightmares and with dreams, will no one lay the laurel wreath when silence drowns the screams?? Grandmaster Bunny" (from the song "epitaph" King Crimson, 1968 The Court of the Crimson King)

another day:

"Got Bunny?" mmmm.... help we couldn't think of anything...(chasm)

sometime later:

Bunny sez, Brother John saw visions of God, so they put him in chains for acting to odd. While the crowd shouted off with his head, the priests said have mercy, thet's burn him instead!!"(from the song "trapped" by Todd Rundagren and Utopia, album Oops Wrong Planet)

Been here awhile now:

Grandmaster Bunny, Keeper of all powerful wisdom in the world says... "It takes 173 licks to officially get to the center of a tootsie pop..." (chasm)

Little while later:

Grandmaster Bunny, keeper of all wisdom and more powerful than a cray-2 computer sez, "There is no gravity the earth sucks!!"(seen on the wall of the mens washroom in the library of Drake University 1968 m.g.)

Ahem, why do you keep asking I don't know:

Death to the fascist regime of the Mouskateers!! Long Live Bugs Bunny!! and the snow is a communist plot!!!(d.p. and m.g.)

later on:

Look!! I'm Elmo in disguise, Tickle me too!! and it's *!!#??! could outside-turn up the blasted heat!! (for lady e, chasm and m.g.?) (Elmo is a trademark of Sesame Street and in no way belongs to us... except to lady e who bought him for x-mas)

after the "unpacking" of the honeys:

Do not be fooled by the evil clone in the bin... he is a Pendejo. (chasm)

shortly:

Bunny sez, "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in. (from the song by the same name-the first edition 1968)

after newyears:

bunny sez, welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend. come inside come inside! ("karn evil 9"(first impression) emerson lake and palmer)

last week:

grandmaster bunny wrote..."dear mr. subway, burritos are bad, but cheese is the fruit of the gods."(chasm)

a few days ago:

"Are you looking at me?? Are you looking at me?? I don't see anyone else around so... you must be looking at ME!!"(timjim, from a movie)