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LARGE objects, Small Places |
Here's an interesting one. I'm just putting up the actual email he sent me later on
the day he told me about this... |
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Dear Friend of the Dancing Jimmies,*
(I thought you could use another title) As you asked, I'll describe the "I only came
in to wash my hands" story. Picture this. It's the end of the work day.(Yes I do
actually work) I decide to wash the highly toxic Polaroid Film chemicals off my
hands.(It's always better when your fingers stay attached) I open the mens room door.
Right in front of me on the floor, from left to right, are a large wet dry vac, about ten
feet of really big rubber hose, and two large men, kneeling down next to each other.One
guy is almost completely behind a door on one of the stalls, the other is next to him.
Now this sight was a little surprising in itself, but when the guy on the left leaned over
to his friend (still kneeling against the wall) and said "This thing is just too
damned big, I don't think I can even stuff it in", I left. Knowing that we both have
a rather twisted way of looking at the world, I can't wait to hear the ending you come up
with for this!
See you at the Expo Mart, where the employees are so friendly, they'll bend over
backwards, or anyother way, just to put a smile on someone's face.
Tom
P.S. I bet one of these guys bought the bent, cream squirting Twinkies from the vending
machine. ** |
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Oi, I don't think I even HAVE to comment on this... I probably will later
ANYway, but I don't think I have too, and i'm lazy.... and going to sleep now, dammnit!
^_~ (Hey, its almost midnight now... I wake up in 5 hours.)
* Yep, it's the Dancing Jimmies guy...
** Oh GODS do I wish I had a picture of that, it was too funny. Alas, I do
not. *sigh* Just suffice it to say, they were bent over all weird, and looked
like they had been trying to procreate in the vending machine... |
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