DISCLAIMER!!!
(the real one)


I hadn't originally planned on putting one of these up, but now I realize some things need explaining, and some of our jokes should probably be pointed out as jokes...  among other things.

First off, no company, show, movie, or any other copyrighted thing we mention here belongs to us.  The writing, on the other hand, does.  I don't know why you'd want it, but please don't take it.  That's just a thing with me.

 

Things you should keep in mind while reading this page:

1.  Nothing is sacred.  We will joke about just about anything in our own little morbid, neurotic, silly way.  Please understand that this entire pages, is pretty much all in jest.  There are death jokes, suicide jokes, religious jokes, comments on worshipping satan (which, to the best of my knowledge, none of us does...  we just joke a lot.)

     a. The satan thing?  It goes along with that entire 'evil' thing.  We got harassed a LOT, so we joked about it.  It tended to piss them [the ones messing with us]  off, and that suited us just fine.  Gotta take you're wins where you can. ;)

     b.  I don't want to hear ANY complaints about the suicide mentions that may or may not pop up in here.  we joke about it to release tension that builds up because WE KNEW TOO MANY SUICIDAL PEOPLE IN SCHOOL.  If you have any idea how much pressure and stress it takes to constantly be someone's support group, you'll know to just leave us alone.  I tended to be the major therapist of the group, and I STILL haven't gotten it all out of my system.   It's a hard thing to deal with.

2.  We aren't Violent.  Believe it or not.   Well, not towards others anyway...  -_-;  A bit twisted, yes, but it's all venting.  I personally can't kill an insect, let alone hurt a person (although, they do tend to give you more reason... but that's a totally different rant.)   which brings us to our next point...

3.  WE DO NOT PROMOTE HATE!!!   I can't stress this enough.  We, as a group, and we [Chasm, and Karasu] personally have dealt with far to much of it directed at us, to ever do the same to another.  Even if they are asses.  We bitch and moan and occasionally threaten groups that have been pains to us in the past and present, but again, this is just venting and a sick sense of humor.  Would you rather we kept it in and DID hurt someone?  Nah, I thought not.

There will more than likely be more of these later, but I'm just putting this up now.

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Page production (or destruction? ) by Mistress Karasu...  er... WEBmistress Karasu.  Should she be proud of this?  Probably not.  But she likes her *other* page....   it's in the links, go find it.  (Hint:  it's an anime page.  Should this suprise us?  Probably not.)  Kudos to you if you've actualy *read* this.  Most people dont.  For that, I'll let you in on a secret.  We're crazier than we look...  and now we're taking new members.   *G*  Care to join us?