Under Core Newsletter
We have reached the net. And now we really have
POWER . Well as of now We are actually happy, so therefore, the world will be ending shortly... f**k that whole Y2K thing, it's all us. If the world ends... it's cause we're happy, and that's simply not allowed. And no we are not being sarcastic. Find your bomb shelters now. We can't mention anything really bad about like eating children or that whole goat fiasco cause then those people, who can't tell we are joking, and who really need to remove the stick from up there asses, will respond. Oh well, like I said, we're happy. anywho, done with that little rant, new tanget, new tanget. Please sir, pass me another...I have a big stick on my desk, and I like to lick it, I got it for xmas, and it's
red and white, yes you sick f**ks it's a candy cane. yummy. Santa said I was good. NO SANTA, he's been dead for long time now.... DEAD DEAD DEAD, was real, now DEAD. . (I'm eating fudge) (she is)... yes there is two seperate conversations going on at once, what a mind f**k, and no we can't tell you who is saying what, cause that would make it easy, and then you might get bored... (ahh last piece of fudge, damn) (I want fudge) (last piece... 8Þ~~~~*that's a rasberry*)...We are enjoying ourselves, way too much, it's been a long time though....
Well some actual news about the UnderCore, no one left, just us, and unlike Santa, they are not dead, we think, but Santa is, let's jut get that straight. If you have seen Santa, get a baseball bat, cause some sick perverted freak
(they don't necessarilly have to be perverted) (well you never know, santa likes it when people sit on his lap) is robbing your house. die evil Santa, real good Santa is already dead, (I seem to be going off on this whole dead Santa thing I think, oh well, he's dead, he don't care. why, cause he's dead. well enough about the whole dead Santa thing, we'll move on now.)So, no more council, just us, lonely little us.
(I am reading about how to cut a snake in half and restore it. Sorry, I'm a Penn and Teller fiend) (well I'm doing something similar, I'm watching a keano reeves movie, he's convered with this thick white slimy stuff) (too much info.) We see MR. MIKE alot now.... how convent (oops that's the nuns) I mean convienent. He seems to be everywhere now and we just can't get rid of him, damn him....Here are the following things that are on our lists to be obsessed with, as of now....
And the list pretty much ends there. But there are a few more little things, that just MUST be done our way, or NO way at all.
Well anyway, there are few links down below that we think you should check out and stuff like that. Enjoy yourselves and please email us back if you want us to continue to do these. Just a few precious seconds, not even as much as a cup of coffee could make a world of difference for these lost souls in desperate need of your support. joking, please just email us back.
K
arasu and Chasm