Undercore Newsletter

All hail the bagel man!!!

Bow before the almighty bagel gods, who rule the world of morning pastry!  Did you know the bagel gods are stationed in Canada?  I didn't think you did.  I met them.  It was a boring trip, so what else did we have to do at 5 a.m., what with the smell of manure heavy in the air (I hear they were fertilizing there lawns, but I don't believe it.  It was all a ploy to drive us indoors, I say!  A ploy!) and everyone else asleep.

Hmmm.... come to think of it, perhaps the sleeping party's were the smarter, but THEY didn't get to meet the bagel man.  I think we may have scared him though... stareing at him through the glass at 5 in the morning...  but again, I digress (I do that a lot, just ask azzy....)

(Hun, they have no idea what you're talking about)  [*shrugs*  So?  Neither do you.]  (?)   [You weren't there, I got to meet the bagel gods ALL on my own...  Well, mostly.  The only other people who would know what I was talking about have been gone for ages...]

*Pause*  But back to buisness.  Well, it's been a year since the last newsletter... I figured it was about time to let everyone know we were still alive...  and burst eveyone's bubbles.  Muahahahaha!!!  We're still here, and causing mayhem and panic wherever we go!  [Its not like we really have to try or anything...] 

Sooooooo...........  Enough of my needless rambling (what's really left of these things without the rambling?) [Uh, not much.  good point.]  Ok, ON with the needless rambling.   So, guess who's REALLY obsessed with anime now?  (the 'obsession chick',perhaps?  The same one who turned our message board into 'anime chat'...) [Uhhh... *sweatdrop*] (*whack*  stop doing that, it's creepy)  [Itai!!!!!!!] ANYway, I'm hooked, so, you'll all have to hear it now... (Ok, you're not the ONLY anime watcher here.  Anyway, you liked it before too.)  [I know, I always have, and no, I'm not the only one, but I had to force YST on you to get you to watch anything but Sailor Moon...]  (and where ARE my tapes, now that you mention it?)  [Ano....   ]   Ok, moving right along...  (No, NOT moving right along, I want my tapes)  [but I didn't get them off of Gwynn yet!  Leave me alone already.]  (*glowers*)  [Errrr....  *runs away*]  *sigh*   oh well, I guess I have to take over now.  Ok, if you haven't noticed, we haven't done any newsletter in a long time...  this is partially because we're lazy, and partially because we're busy.  And... mostly because we're no longer in the same state.  Hey, traveling's a bitch, but what can you do?  [Move back?] (*Whack*  No.)  At any rate, Karasu here, has been doing all the work on the site (notice it hasn't been added to much?)  [Hey!  I'm not getting a whole lot of help here!]  (Oh, quit complaining.  Go watch anime or something...) [Oh, on that note...  *Inserts shameless ploy for self benefit*   IF ANYONE HAS THE YU YU HAKUSHO *FANSUBS*   PLEEEEEEASE GET A HOLD OF ME?  I REEEEEALY WANT THEM....]  (*thwaps her with a trout*  Get out of here already)  [*glowers at the dead fish*  HEY!  That's MY trick!   Just for that I'm staying! *wrests back controll of the newsletter*]  Soooo... in other news (yes, theres actual NEWS this time... suprising, ne?  (*thwack* and stop speeking in japanese!)   [But why?!? ] (*Glowers*)   [er... ok.... *mutters* baka....] (what was that?!?)  [Uhhh, nothing?]   Ok, back to the news.

WE ARE ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS!   [Finally...]  It took us a while to get things set up, and being us, we're not quite done yet, but we ARE accepting new memebers, so all freaks and loonies are welcome! ['Cuz normal people are just boring....]  If you think you belong here [and find ANY of this amusing] you're probably a good candidate for a new memeber...

Soooooooooo........  Send me some mail  [yes, send ME the mail.  *I'm* the one doing the work... if you send it to her, you'll never get on.]  And, lets see... what else?  Well, sporkland WOULD have been updated, if my computer didn't crash [thanks to the micron tech who came to fix it.  bastards...  they're being no help] and my backup disk actually worked.  *sigh*  the computer gods are not looking well upon me right now.  Oh well.  I can't remember what I was going to put up now [which REALLY annoys me, because I was really amused by it...  damn my lack of memory!] and I'll just have to wait until I remember, or think of something else...  or SOMEONE sends me the picture of 'The Grand Master Bunny'  (Eventually...)  [Ya right]

*Azzy pops in*  {Karasu?  What are you doing?}  [*smiles, while hiding hand behind back*  nothing?]   {Was that a sock puppet I just saw....   *looks up*  NANI!?}  Uhhh.... well, Chasm wasn't here, and I really need to write a newsletter, and we always write them together... sooooo....   *proffers her Chasm sock puppet™*  I had to get Chasm to write one with me....  {*blinks*   You have a Chasm sock puppet™...  *shakes head*  you have problems.}  You're only just figuring that out now?!?  {*Rolls eyes*  Ok, it's time to get you you're medication}  Hey!  Don't talk like that, you'll make them think I actually take that stuff!  {You SHOULD be....}  Oh, look who's talking, Mr. I'm-obsessed-with-death. {and you can talk, Mrs. Shinigami?}  Errrr....  ok, draw.  {Draw what?}   Stop acting like me already!   Ok, I'm done.  This is getting old.   *frown*  these are no fun without Chasm.  Er... Well, not as MUCH fun, anyway.  There's no 'Umph'  {Karasu, you hit YOURSELF with a trout...}  And?

Ok, a few more obsessions before going....
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• Yu Yu Hakusho  (damn FUNimation, anyway!)
• Rurouni Kenshin (still...)
• Grand Master Bunny (don't ask...)
• Learning to say 'Thank you , drive thru please' in Japanese, just for the hell of it (Ya!  I think I figured it out too!)
• Getting Chasm to move back (not gonna happen)
• and..... finding out where that trout COMES from, anyway?!? (hammer space?...er, trout space?!?)
  

See ya! *WEG*  but you can't see us... Muahahahahaahahahaha!

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