UNDERCORE NEWSLETTER


	We're back! And guess what...we're in a mood!  But- Hey, hey, we're the monkeys...wait,
  we did that newsletter already, didn't we?  Oh Well, deal with it!  Oh no! Some force is taking
  over...  ** Oh ya baby, munchkin on the loose!  a'ite now here's the way it got's ta go! I gots
  some stuff you'll be needin to know! The monkey got's a hairy ass, 'cept if he's a baboon, then
  his ass is bald, it belookin' like a baloon.
    I got's ta go... Peace out
       Leprichaun **

  Oh dear, that was odd... how did the Leprichaun get in here?... guess that's what happens when
  both Heather's work on the newsletter.  Anyway, we actualy have new members- er...um...*A* new
  member- (This just doesn't happen much anymore does it? Do you think we're unloved?- Who gives
  A shit!)  Anyway, Doug Robson is now one of our kind (well he was always one of our kind... we
  just had to vote him in... oh you get the point!)  At any rate- we're going to get into 
  something only three or four of us will understand- so what else is new?!?  
  There once was a fairy named faggot, because he always carried aroung a tightly wrapped bundle 
  of sticks, smoked english blunts, and well... he liked guy's- but that came later, anyway, this
  fairy was once called a pixie and argued about, but he prevailed and irritated the hell out of
  cindy the once-born, thanks to quinnie the pooh, el diablo, and chryssie (amazingly, her real
  name) for telling his story.  The end.   Ok, enough story time, any more News?  Did anyone 
  notice Derek is back in school?- frightening, isn't it...somebody check, did hell freeze over?
  ...(that would explain things) oh well, another one back into our folds...hee...hee...WE'RE 
  GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!...i'm ok...really i am... It's just those Voices...those 
  terrible VOICES...make them STOP!...oh...I understand now, they're telling me to give you 
  a message again- we all know our dear friend Cindy Drevage?- Just to straighten things out, NO,
  she is not a member, and NO, she's not going to be...and quite frankly, if she askes about our
  kind, we don't exist...but when did we ever, when an outsider askes?....

    ALSO, there wasn't, nor was there going to be a war with michaels' people (those who used to 
  make up the K.O.T.C), that was a byproduct of gossip from a little 'tiff' between him and Matt...
  but we were going to watch, nothing official though.

    Ya know, we just haven't had any good war's since the k.o.t.c. broke up- what a shame, we had
 some good times... the old days, oh well...

    Before we go (to the summerland...) we need to give our very own Jenny Morgan special 
 congradulations for mocking and pissing off all the (well, the ignorant ones anyway) fluffs and
 wiggers in the gym- at risk of her own safety (Oh no!, they were throwing bean bags!...oh the 
 horror!....gods, how childish can you be?!?)  anyway, she let her true nature as one of our 
 people shine through (that of a well cultivated smart ass), congrats Jenn!  Oh and an update 
 from health- John is boinking Mary, but he's also boinking Jack and Harry (he only uses a rubber
 with Harry)- Jack has never boinked a female, but is boinking Bill and Ken...but neither Mary or
 Harry seem to be boinking anyone else...isn't that intresting, the things they teach in school...
 (and the reason for relating this information?  exessive use of the word boinking, of course!)

  I think it's safe to say (or is it?) the bitches are back 'and we're pissed'.  
  Everyone's Screwed! Whoopie!  No more bright colors (hee, hee, hee...)
  How much is that doggie in the window, I own a chinese restraunt down on 5'th....

								We're done....for now....
  								   (insert mischievous laughter)

 From:

  Quinnie the pooh (Chasm)
  El diablo (Karasu)
  And our special guest
  The Leprichaun

    Bye!